Wicked/Winged Things
Starring: Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson
By Robert Patrick
The people, with hubris beyond their body capacity, have lost their faith in Zeus. A demigod has arisen in the wake of this spiritual uproar. And the Gods, upset by the humans and their disrespect for the heavens, mount a counter strike. The dusty, yet barely archaic, premise [...]
Fallout 3: The Movie
Starring: Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman
By Robert Patrick
Denzel Washington waltzes around, brandishing a large blade, when he traverses through a post nuclear fallout. It’s pretty difficult to not, in all of its theatrical glory, get behind a simple theme like the aforementioned one. Eli (Washington) is cool and collected, much like your typical [...]
The Most Nauseating Ride of the Year
Starring: Heath Ledger, Christopher Plummer
By Robert Patrick
Terry Gilliam is a madhatter. Plain and simple. The old director likes his movies strange, maniacal and full of the broodiest whimsy fathomable. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is not atypical of Gilliam’s manic prose; the film is aplomb with macabre absurdities and [...]