It’s Not Road House, But…
Starring: Brigitte Helm, Gustav Frohlich
By Robert Patrick
I can see the 25 minutes of lost “Metropolis” footage, in all of its holy glory, being unearthed from a dusty vault in Argentina. In the background, much like an “Indiana Jones” movie, a John Williams score inundates the scene with acute tension. The 16 [...]
Sean Connery Called, He Wants His Eyebrows Back
Starring: Jean DuJardin, Rudiger Vogler
By Robert Patrick
The spy genre gets lampooned by silly gags that involve wacky shoot-outs and jokey double entendres. If you like your martini’s stirred with a silly straw, you’ll probably enjoy director Michel Hazanavicius’ parody of the 007 series. The ingredients are ripe for [...]
The New Suit is a Lot Like the Old Suit
Starring: Robert Downey, Jr., Mickey Rourke
By Tom Bevis
Remember Iron Man? Remember, despite quick comic book clichés and at least one ridiculous mood-killing one liners (this is the very reason that made 2008’s Incredible Hulk better than the first Iron Man picture) how good it was? And [...]