In lieu of an article this week I thought I’d provide something special for all the procrastinators out there.
If you haven’t sent out Christmas cards this year, but you vaguely intended to do so, and now you’re looking at the calendar and realizing there is no way in hell they would arrive in time: then these are for you!
Not only are these delightful holiday e-cards, which can be saved to your computer through the power of Internets, and then magically transported to your friends via electronic mail IN AN INSTANT: they are also a vital distraction. Your friends will be so distracted by the greatness of Arnold Schwarzenegger E-Holiday Cards they won’t even realize that you forgot to send them a real card until the very last minute.
Better yet, I kindly left the name on the fourth card blank (bonus points if you know the original name off the top of your head), so you can insert your best friend’s name and HE OR SHE WILL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. They’ll think you slaved over this card especially for them, and you won’t tell them otherwise.
And that, my friends, is what Christmas is all about.
Happy Holidays everyone!