Travel Channel’s Modern Romance
Starring: Patricia Clarkson, Alexander Siddig
By Robert Patrick
Watching Ruba Nadda’s film, “Cairo Time”, is like watching an episode of Samantha Brown’s show on the Travel Channel. Patricia Clarkson, who plays the lead character in the film, toddles around Egypt with a purse slung over her shoulder and a sundress slapped across her body. [...]
It’s Not Road House, But…
Starring: Brigitte Helm, Gustav Frohlich
By Robert Patrick
I can see the 25 minutes of lost “Metropolis” footage, in all of its holy glory, being unearthed from a dusty vault in Argentina. In the background, much like an “Indiana Jones” movie, a John Williams score inundates the scene with acute tension. The 16 [...]
Spoiler Alert: This Film is Atrocious
Starring: Ciaran Hines, Aiden Quinn
By Robert Patrick
“The Eclipse,” director Conor McPherson’s pseudo-love story set in Ireland, has nothing to do with the Twilight film adaptations. Strange, since there are a lot of similar shortcomings. McPherson’s movie has so much diluted romance and mottled horror that, aside from the age of [...]