Asphyxiated to Death by Feather Boas
Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard
By Robert Patrick
Rob Marshall’s loud, bombastic, incurably busy musical is a cacophony of ideas and blaring horns. The songs in the film sound, to be quite blunt, like mortar fire. Too many wordy verses, too many goofy choruses. “My husband is a director; he makes movies”, [...]
The Needle and the Record
Featuring: Anita O’Day, Buddy Bregman
By Allie Willis
As a relative rookie to jazz music, I was slightly surprised at how instantaneously my feet seemed to disconnect from my concrete self, how suddenly they were captured by Anita O’Day’s smoky and sultry rhythms, only to be reluctantly released after an hour and a [...]
Jack White Was in this Movie Briefly
[Originally published: East County Herald]
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
By Robert Patrick
Comedies, as I’m told, rely on little subtext. To make an efficient comedy, though I’ve never practiced the art of filmmaking, I assume would require a sense of humor, an earnest light-hearted sensibility, or, if the movie calls [...]