And Now…The Anti-Musical!
Starring: Rocky McKenzie, Geoffrey Rush
By Robert Patrick
Your friend, who has made some questionable recommendations in the past, tells you, very feverishly, that you need to go on a blind date. Your friend spits out words such as “mesmerizing” and “endearing” when he describes, in a fit of excitement, the person he is hooking [...]
Asphyxiated to Death by Feather Boas
Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard
By Robert Patrick
Rob Marshall’s loud, bombastic, incurably busy musical is a cacophony of ideas and blaring horns. The songs in the film sound, to be quite blunt, like mortar fire. Too many wordy verses, too many goofy choruses. “My husband is a director; he makes movies”, [...]
The Needle and the Record
Featuring: Anita O’Day, Buddy Bregman
By Allie Willis
As a relative rookie to jazz music, I was slightly surprised at how instantaneously my feet seemed to disconnect from my concrete self, how suddenly they were captured by Anita O’Day’s smoky and sultry rhythms, only to be reluctantly released after an hour and a [...]