A Prehistoric Shark Ate My Whale?!
Starring: Deborah Gibson, Lorenzo Lamas
By Robert Patrick
Instead of watching “Salt,” the Angelina Jolie action vehicle, I decided to see a more character driven film, “Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus.” The premise of the film, behind all of the existentialism and dramatic plot-points, is basically about two prehistoric creatures that attack [...]
It’s Not Road House, But…
Starring: Brigitte Helm, Gustav Frohlich
By Robert Patrick
I can see the 25 minutes of lost “Metropolis” footage, in all of its holy glory, being unearthed from a dusty vault in Argentina. In the background, much like an “Indiana Jones” movie, a John Williams score inundates the scene with acute tension. The 16 [...]
They Were More Like Finger-Knives
Starring: Rooney Mara, Jackie Earle Haley
By Tom Bevis
Freddy Krueger and his line of Nightmare films can easily be considered one of horror’s greatest and most influential contributions to the horror genre, but what a lot of people forget about him – the very same thing people forget about most of the [...]