Blood Banks, Eat Your Heart Out
Starring: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba
By Robert Patrick
Hyper-violence and ultra nudity is everywhere in this film, no matter where you look, like a paint roller was dunked in the stuff and crisscrossed around every set in the movie. The plotline calls for more truncated heads than seen in the entire Boxer [...]
Edgar Wright, You Are King in a Land of Paupers
Starring: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead
By Robert Patrick
The fabric of this world is threaded with neon colors and warbling sounds. I don’t think there’s one second where something creative isn’t jostling the screen, shaking loose any sort of preconceptions about the structure of movies, then planting [...]
Kline: Outstanding. Movie: Bad.
Starring: Kevin Kline, Paul Dano
By Robert Patrick
Weird and disconnected, despondent and confounded is the nature of Paul Dano’s ever-so-blue oeuvre. The actor’s face is always carved in muted stares; his eyes are less lifeless than the workshop of a taxidermist, and his lips are forever pursed in a disenchantment. Dano always seems [...]