The Planet the Death Star Really Needed to Destroy
Starring: Luke Wilson, Evan Rachel Wood
By Robert Patrick
The Battle of Terra, the newest installment in the frightening regime of popular 3D movies, is a clunky parable for our social climate. The film has serious undercurrents that deal with moral equity, the impulsivity of violence, and the righteousness [...]
Monsters are Always Bigger in 3D
Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogan
By Tom Bevis
The Blob! The Creature From the Black Lagoon! The Fly! Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman! These movies will forever be cradled in our memories as monster flicks that shook our souls. Okay, maybe that last one is a little obscure, but there’s no denying [...]
Just Can’t Get Behind Blue Eyes YAAAAAAAAOOWWW!
Starring: Cyril Mourali, Karim M’Riba
By Robert Patrick
I cant seem to remember an animated feature that’s more ineffably difficult to watch than director Michel Ocelot’s Azur & Asmar: The Princes’ Quest. The story, dealing with archetypical children’s themes such as tolerance, friendship, and honesty, has its heart in the right [...]