It was _____, In the Study, With Black Magic
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law
By Tom Bevis
Ladies and gentleman, Guy Ritchie has gone Hollywood, and his latest offering, Sherlock Holmes, is bleeding proof. The film boasts an undeniably mainstream cast, lead by one of America’s biggest stars today: Robert Downey, Jr. And the costar? Big-budget special [...]
Asphyxiated to Death by Feather Boas
Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard
By Robert Patrick
Rob Marshall’s loud, bombastic, incurably busy musical is a cacophony of ideas and blaring horns. The songs in the film sound, to be quite blunt, like mortar fire. Too many wordy verses, too many goofy choruses. “My husband is a director; he makes movies”, [...]
Written by Robert Patrick
2009 was a year of great films and total sludge. The heaping amount of awfulness was the easiest to pull from, however. Here, compiled for you by Cinema Spartan, is our list of the doggone worst “performances” of the last 365 days.
10. Child Actors, 2012
Kids, the earth is exploding! Fire [...]