A Malleable Character Always Moves
Starring: George Clooney, Meryl Streep
By Robert Patrick
I’m not sure I ever expected to hear The Rolling Stone’s music rumble over stop-motion animation, but if there was a man to do it, director Wes Anderson would be the culprit. I can imagine Anderson, his trademark locks washing over his face, as he [...]
Into the Darkness
Starring: Viggo Mortensen, Kodi Smit-McPhee
By Colleen Dillon
Something about the Dark Ages creeps me out. There’s a lot to be afraid of: wars, plague, famine, infections, contaminations – pretty much anything relating to the very obvious mortality rates of the time. But even more terrifying to me was the bleakness of life then. Despite [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You Explosions and Stuff!
By Robert Patrick
Dear Mr. Roland Emmerich,
You have directed some monolithic films in your career that, when taken at face value, pose no direct threat to your audience. You do not lodge existential quandaries in your characters’ minds. And you certainly don’t want your protagonists to act in [...]